yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
"You can believe me"
THIS IS SO RAW
people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
will give head for food
how are you gonna eat it with no head though
this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.
I’m your little harlot, starlot,
Queen of Coney Island,
Raising Hell all over town, Sorry ‘bout it
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan, now what’s up with that?!