Joncé

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

seieki-senpai:

samfosheezy:

I could stare at this man all day.

I love Tom.

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

geek-in-a-box:

rahilugh:

40maleuk:

will give head for food

how are you gonna eat it with no head though

this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.

Lana Del Rey - Off To The Races
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didyouhearthattable:

I’m your little harlot, starlot,
Queen of Coney Island,
Raising Hell all over town, Sorry ‘bout it

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

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usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan, now what’s up with that?!

usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan, now what’s up with that?!



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