"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
Little Monsters can buy copies of Prism to upload videos and pictures of them destroying it but none of them could buy Artpop…
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
This is the best episode ever
hungry girl in background ruining hipster picture
Actually, I think she’s actually making it 130% better.
taking selfies with friends